Sunday, August 29, 2010

the choosen one..haha!x leh blah!

ai received one email this morning..itupun ai bukak sebab nak check add email coll ai nak send something to her..emailnya berbunyik begini:

Associate,

How are you doing my friend, great I guess… Now I know this mail will definitely Come to you as a huge surprise [surprise la sgt..igt ape surprise bday party?], but please kindly take your time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will probably go a long way to determine my future and continued existence. First,let me introduce myself. I am Capt. Michael Scholl,assigned to 2nd Battalion, 3rd Marine Regiment, 3rd Marine Division, 3rd Marine Expeditionary Force, western Anbar Province in Iraq [bape byk da...menyembur2 air liur aku baca]. I am desperately in need of assistance and I have summoned up courage to contact you. I am presently in Iraq and I found your contact particulars in an address journal[kad raya pun aku maleh tulis]. I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of $10,570,000 (Ten million Five Hundred and Seventy Thousand USD) to the States or any safe country, as far as I can be assured that it will be safe in your care until I complete my service here [kompiden katanya selamat dengan aku..miahaha!]. This is no stolen money and there are no dangers involved.

SOURCE OF MONEY: Some money in various currencies was discovered and concealed in barrels with piles of weapons and mmunition at a location near one of Saddam Hussein's old Presidential Palaces during a rescue operation and it was agreed by all party present that the money Be shared amongst us [maksudnya bukan duit ko gak kan..ni duit rampasan duit gomen ko la kan..?mencurik la kan..igt aku tak pernah tgk citer perang2 ke?]. This might appear as an illegal thing to do but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risks we have taken with our lives in this hellhole. The above figure was given to me as my share and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a German contact working with the UN here (his office enjoys some immunity) I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. He does not know the real contents of the package as he believes that it belongs to an American who died in an air raid, before giving up trusted me to hand over the package to his close relative. I have now found a secured way of
getting the package out of Iraq for you to pick up.

I do not know for how long I will remain here [lg lama lg bagus..kalau matik pon bagus gak sbb 10 mill tu leh la aku pki wat beli umah ke...], as I have been lucky to survive two suicide bomb attacks by Pure Divine intervention. This and other reasons put into consideration have prompted me to reach out for help. If it might be of interest to you then Endeavor to contact me and we would work out the necessary formalities but I pray that you are discreet about this mutually benefiting relationship.

For more details please contact me via my private box:

Respectfully,
Capt.Michael Scholl.
United States Marine Corps. IRAQ.

******

bunyi ape email ni..kesian?ohh no...!!!lawak..ha iye betul lawak sampai RJ baca pun tak leh blah ayat awal..nak tau nape?

1. dah la hantar email pakai email office..adoii la..

2. dia kata dia amik add ai dari jurnal?hahaha!part ni x leh blah..satu habuk jurnal pun aku tak tulis..

3.according to RJ banyak giler pangkat

4. konon2 leh mengkaburi mata aku la duit kepuk2 ko yang banyak tu?ai lagi kaya la..tadi ade seratus duit keping sehengget tau......hahaha!kalau ko suruh aku simpan la duit tu ko agak2 kan selamat ke sampai service ko abes nanti?ngeh2!

5. nama ko apesal dah macam ala2 michel scofield citer ape tu?ala citer nak lari2 dari penjara tu?ai x follow citer tu..so leh lak x igt tajuk dia..ala hero dia hensem tu...ha!!prison break!!

6.ko hengat kitaorg ni nak tlg ke org2 ko?cet!!podah cet!!ko tgk la sama kot yer nak anta email ke negara mana ko anta ni?apadahh...

7.bukan kata ko dok iraq ke ade lak masa online bagai erk?

tapi kan.....

1.dapat email cmni kan terus ai feeling insan terpilih macam ala2 ai ni hero citer transformer tu tapi ai copp nak jadik megan fox..walaupon megan fox dalam tu hanyalah hiasan saje..ngeee!!

moral of the story:

jangan cepat terpnegaruh dengan email2 merepek ni..sekali yang hantar ni mamat kerja tukang kebun je..eh..pandai ke tukang kebun email bagai?pandai lak ko susun atur ayat erk?

p/s:tah hape2..pagi2 nak kasik org gelak2 dah..sekali lagi jgn terpngaruh uols..karang korg p carik dia lak sape...pitam la...

Buyui

4 comments:

jejaka anggun said...

slalu gak dpt email camnih. penha gak terniat nak buat entry tp malas la plak....

buyuiazliana said...

JA-oh ai sbb dh sangap x de keje ttu yg wt..lom kira lg ai citer pasal email nk beli kete aritu..lg la x logik..

azataq said...

oo...aku pun selalu gak dapat emel camni...tu belum kira aku mng loteri i jota dollar us koooooo...berapa kali aku menang tu nok...rogi plak aku x pi tuntut..kalau tuntut..leh aku hadiah kan ko perari kan nok......

buyuiazliana said...

tu la ko x tuntut kalau perari tu ko wt tabur2 je nok....aku sll gak dpt emel duit2 tu tp aku x heran sbb aku pon byk duit..miahaha!